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[thereneverwas]

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[thereneverwas]

[He holds up his hand with a solemn nod, and clears his throat, the very image of sophistication.]

A harlot was shut in the loo,
for to fill up her nethers with glue.
She said with a grin,
if they pay to get in,
they'll pay to get out of it too.

[A pause, and then he smiles earnestly. See, he knows culture.]