Bien sûr. Just be sure, whatever you do to me, you are ready for me to do something [ he gestures vaguely in lieu of trying to actually quantify taking the beard oil vs. bastard fake-out ] however many times worse.
[ And now he wants a cigarette. He fishes around in his clothes for the necessary supplies. While he's doing that, he finds some coins and holds them out. ]
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[He puffs thoughtfully at his cigarette.]
...mate, you fucking escalated.
[It's honestly impressive.]
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[ And now he wants a cigarette. He fishes around in his clothes for the necessary supplies. While he's doing that, he finds some coins and holds them out. ]
Here. It is what I was going to pay her.
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Nah, she gave me a good performance. It was worth the coin.
[Since his Cigarette Things were already out, he offers Bastien his matchbook.]